A Kansas man who robbed a bank because he wanted to escape life at home ended up receiving probably the one punishment he was desperately trying to avoid: House arrest.

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In one of the most bizarre crime stories in US history, the then-70-year-old Lawrence John Ripple carried out a bank robbery in Kansas City with the apparent hope of being sent to prison after telling his wife he would “rather be in jail than at home”, the Kansas City Star and BBC News report.

But instead of ending up behind bars, Ripple was sentenced to six months confined inside his own house.

Which, given the circumstances, was not exactly ideal.

Ripple walked into the Bank of Labor in Kansas City in September 2016 and handed a teller a note claiming he had a gun while demanding money.

According to reports at the time, he had written the robbery note at home in front of his wife shortly after the couple had argued. Court documents later revealed he openly told her he would “rather be in jail” than continue living with his spouse.

The robbery itself was certainly not the work of a criminal mastermind.

Ripple had chosen a bank located just down the street from police headquarters. After the teller handed over nearly $3,000 in cash, Ripple made absolutely no attempt to escape. Instead, he calmly sat down in the lobby and waited for police officers to arrive.

Authorities later confirmed Ripple never actually possessed a firearm despite threatening the teller.

When searched after his arrest, officers reportedly found only nail clippers and a hairbrush.

At one point, he reportedly even told a security guard he was the “guy” authorities were looking for.

But while the story initially spread online as a bizarre “escape the wife” headline, details that later emerged in court painted a far sadder picture behind the robbery.

Lawyers representing Ripple explained that he had been struggling with severe mental health issues following multiple bypass heart surgeries in 2015.

According to his legal team, Ripple had been suffering from undiagnosed depression which gradually worsened after the operation.

Prior to the incident, he had reportedly lived an otherwise normal and law-abiding life as a husband and stepfather to four children.

His public defender described the robbery as a “cry for help”.

At sentencing, Ripple addressed the court directly and apologised to the bank teller involved.

“It was not my intention to frighten her as I did,” he said. He also explained that he had since sought medical treatment and was in a much better mental state.

“I feel great now,” he said. “I feel like my old self.”

Remarkably, even the bank employees involved supported leniency in the case.

Both the teller and the bank’s vice president reportedly backed requests for Ripple to avoid prison due to concerns surrounding his mental health.

That kind of support is highly unusual in bank robbery cases, particularly considering the charge could have resulted in a sentence of up to 20 years.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Sheri Catania also highlighted how unusual the robbery itself had been.

“What’s got lost in the news reports is that Mr. Ripple went to a bank, robbed it and never left,” she said.

Ultimately, the court sentenced Ripple to six months of house arrest along with three years of supervised probation.

He was also ordered to complete 50 hours of community service.

In addition, Ripple had to pay $227.27 to the bank to cover the billable hours of employees who were sent home following the robbery, as well as an extra $100 contribution to a crime victims fund.

The bizarre case quickly became one of the internet’s most talked-about crime stories in 2017 because of the strange irony at the centre of it all.

A man who robbed a bank because he wanted to leave home ultimately ended up legally confined there instead.

Featured image credit: Wyandotte County Sheriff’s Department